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Joke of the Day
"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"
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"My friends swore I was dating a witch I now know she's more of a cunt."
"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"
"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"So my friend told me... So my friend told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a watermelon at him."
"If Shrek can find love, so can you."
"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""
"Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress everyone was screaming the suns falling!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."