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Joke of the Day
"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"
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"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"
"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."
"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"
"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."
"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"
"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."