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Joke of the Day
"What's the Vatican City's favorite snack? popecorn"
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"Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey When will I get out? Principal: Oh sooner or later"
"How do you spell ""we"" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I."
"Me: I'll have a Dr.Pepper. Waiter: Is Mr.Pibb ok? Me: Is he a doctor?"
"Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card. I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW"
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."
"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."
"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""
"What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea? Help! I'm melting!"
"Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food Priorities"