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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about blind dates is trying to find a restaurant with menus in braille."

"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."

"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50."

"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."

"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Convincing their family to consent to it!"

"The Week Off? Me: Sorry boss, i can't come in today, i have a wee cough Boss: you have a wee cough? Me:Really?! thanks boss, see you next week!"

"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."