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Joke of the Day
"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."
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"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."
"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"
"Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like."
"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."
"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"
"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote ""dirty Jew"" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year."