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Joke of the Day
"Bigfoot is like a father to me... ... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life."
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"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."
"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""
"A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows."
"My favorite Jobs: 1. Blow 2. Steve"
"AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY 'CAUSE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY DON'T STFILE \$win_nt$.~bt\NTKRNLMP.EXE cannot be open error 7"
"Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest? Because he was barefooted!!!"
"[M] What's the hardest part of owning a cat? Telling your parents you're gay."
"How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe."
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."