19804

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a small bull? A MINI-TAUR!"

"I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her."

"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"

"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."

"I watched Transformers today. I've spent the last 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret. He's shy."

"- What do we want? - A cure for ADD! - When do we want it? - Ducks. I liked a movie. I'm hungry."

"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's Dale!"

"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."