198027
Joke of the Day
"Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever."
Next Joke
"Sweet Wife: Do you love me.... Sweet Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? Naughty Husband: Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you."
"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"
"How do you get 100 jews into a car? Toss a penny in, how do you get them out? tell hitler is driveing the car."
"How many ""can't""s can a white girl ""can't"" before she literally can't even? my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day."
"Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower."
"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."
"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."
"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"