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Joke of the Day

"I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions."

"hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty"

"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"

"What's black and runny Moses Kiptanui"

"What begins with 'R' and ends with a sentence? Rape"

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."

"What do you do when you see a Jew in Compton? Challah at ya boy!"

"It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius."

"So my proctologist has OCD... I went in for an exam. He was very anal."

"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."