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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."
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"buzz lightyear's ful name is ""bumblebee 9.460731012 kilometers"""
"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"
"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"
"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."
"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"
"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."
"There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache"
"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"