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Joke of the Day

"My book fell from above and hit me on my head All I can do is blame my shelf"

"I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level."

"Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA."

"I'm in a pickle and I don't know how to dill with it"

"Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house."

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."

"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"

"""That's a wrap, everybody."" ~movie director identifying delicious food"

"How does Alfred call batman for dinner? Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!"