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Joke of the Day

"I agree with Trump and Clinton, Neither one is qualified to be president."

"""hello 9-1-1 whats your emergency?"" hi yes it's me again i left the house 3 min ago but just realized i forgot my headphones"

"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"

"What does a hairstylist call their resume? A tresume."

"My boyfriend asked for a nude pic (NSFW) My boyfriend asked for a naked picture. I asked him if he wanted to see tits or ass. He responded ""surprise me"" So I sent him a picture of my dick"

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"Why is I such a controlling letter? Because I said so."

"Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones"

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I never pay attention ...or something like that... I wasn't really listening."

"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"