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Joke of the Day
"What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia? Sexy children"
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"Why are titties like toy trains? They are meant for children but daddy likes to play with them, too."
"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."
"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."
"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."
"Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you'll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay"
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"
"TIFU by crying at a funeral -- about my favorite team losing. sorry wrong sob"