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Joke of the Day
"Why was the corn farmer paranoid? Because the field has ears."
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"It's Afro Carribean Hair Day at work tomorrow... ...I'm dreadin' it."
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"Why is history called His story? Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias."
"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."
"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"
"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"
"Doctor: ""Why is my waiting room empty?"" Judge: ""I hauled everyone off to court"" Doctor: ""You're trying my patients"""
"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""