1977

Joke of the Day

"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"

"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."

"What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net."

"How do you make a baby cry twice? NSFL You wipe your bloody dick on his/her teddy bear."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."

"What do you call a large group of prostitutes? A whored"

"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."

"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb""....- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East."

"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""

"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."