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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls"

"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"

"Knock knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget :("

"What do Mexican Zombies eat? Re-fried brains."

"A preacher visits a prison to give a sermon. All the inmates attend the service. The preacher opens with ""It brings me joy to see you all here"""

"Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard."

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""

"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"

"Had an extra four seconds today so I learned how to play the bongos."

"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."