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Joke of the Day
"Ive never been good with punctuation but I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store"
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"The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower.. I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"
"Ordered a Book on Female Orgasms. It hasn't come till now."
"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."
"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."
"My wife just said ""I'm pregnant!"" I said ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad!"""
"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""
"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."