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Joke of the Day
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"
Next Joke
"*walks in house wearing a large neck brace* oh no, what happened? ""my earbud cord got caught on a chair while I was walking"""
"I have sexdaily *dyslexia"
"In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends."
"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."
"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."
"Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F."
"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""
"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"
"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"