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Joke of the Day
"Why are people so sad in Ferguson? Because they live in misery"
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"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."
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"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."
"I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted."
"What do you call a conversation with your professor when you are blown? I guess you would call it a high-class conversation."
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"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"