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Joke of the Day
"This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods. Poor Jesus!"
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"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"
"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."
"How do rednecks circumcise a baby? Kick their daughter in the jaw."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."
"Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey."""
"You know what the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds is? There are twenty of them."
"How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Because it is not called a teethbrush."