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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range."
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"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"
"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"
"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"
"When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word... usually it's, ""Yes Dear"""
"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."
"If someone you know is stressed out, be sure to tell them they need to relax. You'd be surprised how many people hadn't thought of that."
"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."