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Joke of the Day

"Chinese girl for her number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."

"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""

"The NHL's ability to punish players."

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."

"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"

"How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house? One more."

"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"