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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."
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"Hey 300lb lady, stop bragging about your cup size. It doesn't count when your entire body is double D."
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"
"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."
"Did you hear the one about the Vegan diet? Really? I'm shocked they didn't tell you already."
"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."
"What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta? The Rake."
"Wanna hear my joke about the beach? I'm shore you'll like it"
"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."