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Joke of the Day

"My Christian friend asked 4 proof there is no God.nnI pointed out Adam Sandler is a multimillionaire movie starnnNow my friend's an atheist"

"I think if we trained bears to fly planes people wouldn't worry about hijacking because they'd be too worried about bears."

"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"

"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."

"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"

"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."

"How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto? It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock."

"Q: What's the best sport to learn when you are moving? A: Boxing"

"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."

"You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760."