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Joke of the Day

"Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0"

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"

"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"If your girlfriend says ""my pyramid is late..."" Know two things: 1. Your hearing is poor 2. That's not your biggest problem right now"

"Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."

"*uses blood from wounds to write my killer's name on the floor* I...will be...avenged. NO! BAD DOG! DON'T LICK THAT! DADDY NEEDS JUSTICE!"

"""Twitter got hacked by some idiot in the projects. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband too, 'cause they hackin' everybody out here."""

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper."