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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black and white bra? Zebra"
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"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."
"""It's so funny running into you like this."" -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way"
"Daddy daddy, why do I keep walking in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
"Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl. So we converted to Islam."
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
"Elmo: Oscar, why are you a grouch? Oscar: Growing up, my parents were- *stabs Elmo with broken beer bottle* CUZ I LIVE IN A TRASHCAN."
"What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."
"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""
"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"