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"A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs... The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."
"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"
"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"
"My dog loves sniffing piles of poop He gets so shitfaced from it."
"Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for ""Wights only."""
"Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"
"Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp? I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist."
"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."