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Joke of the Day

"My wife and her twin were standing next to each other in the kitchen Well, long story short, I grabbed the wrong butt and my brother in law was not amused"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"

"My wife and I are painting our house. I never knew there were so many greys. I hear there's a book about it. There's at least 50."

"A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me."

"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"

"What is the title of the Japanese version of ""When Harry Met Sally"" (wait for it ... wait for it ...) ""When Hally Met Sarry"" Ahhh - don't you feel better now?"

"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"

"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."

"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"