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Joke of the Day

"For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being."

"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"I'm so incapable of accepting a compliment that I've started just flat out refusing them. Them: You look lovely today. Me: No thank you."

"I like my girls like I like my coffee... Fresh, not matured, and sold from a shady part of South America."

"How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail"

"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."

"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."

"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse is less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."