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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy? A heir cut"
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"i just found the HOTTEST porn video: ""girl uses logic during argument"". oh god, i'm gonna nut just typing thissssssfjdksfjsjfa.........."
"Who hired those 10 Americans to go to Brazil and pretend like they like soccer?"
"Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass."
"""Where'd my boomerang go?"" Under there ""Under where?"" Hahaha I just made you say ""underwear"" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*"
"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE""?"
"I'd like to think that my exes see me as ""the one who got away,"" but it's probably more like ""the one who got away from the police."""
"Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."
"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."