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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my pizza With extra sausage ( )"
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"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"
"I was going to go camping for vacation... But I think it's too in tents for me..."
"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."
"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."
"Just found $4 on the ground. Well, more like $2.40 after my ex wife claims her share"
"Just an internet explorer joke Loading..."
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"
"Did you hear about the emo windows? They were double-pained :,("