197093
Joke of the Day
"Why should we all worship Jesus? Because he makes a bloody good wine."
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"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."
"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A shit zoo."
"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."
"Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says ""Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"" Biden replies ""No, Bush did 9:11."""
"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."
"What do you say when your girlfriend accuses you of being an ass man? I'm anything but."
"why does everyone want the new white iphone? don't they know the black one runs faster?"
"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."