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Joke of the Day
"Why do all chicken coupes have two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be sedans."
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"Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend?"
"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
"Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons."
"TEACHER: please take off your hat in class *I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat* ME: I can do this 14 more times"
"What was Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee."
"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"
"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."