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Joke of the Day
"Why do all chicken coupes have two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be sedans."
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"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"
"[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty] Boss: *points to memo on desk* ""It says no Halloween costumes"" Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*"
"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""
"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."
"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"
"You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them."
"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"