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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"
"What are a gorilla's favorite months? Ape-ril and Bananuary"
"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."
"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."
"Me: What are you doing in your pajamas still? 3 year old: Eating frosting. Me: Fair enough."
"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."
"It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver they're under a lot of pressure."
"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."