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Joke of the Day

"I'm coming out with a workout video called ""Beached Whale Body"". It's just a video of me sitting on my recliner with my computer on my lap and phone in hand."

"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."

"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."

"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive..."

"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"

"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."

"Someone rang me up today and tried to sell me a coffin. I said that's the last thing I need."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."