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Joke of the Day
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
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"How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thick you slice 'em."
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"How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blowjobs? You marry her."
"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."
"Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority? Because he prefers Dick's."
"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."
"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"
"2 guys walk into a bar... ... the third one ducks."
"The doctors found a malignant tumor at my checkup the other day... It's really starting to grow on me"