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Joke of the Day
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
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"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."
"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."
"What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control? Someone gets fired."
"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"
"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"
"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."
"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"
"Use chemicals to remove polish, and no one blinks an eye... Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds."