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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."

"What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter."

"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"

"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"

"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."

"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now."

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."