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Joke of the Day
"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."
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"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"
"Dad, my laptop's frozen. Have you tried warming it up?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"
"My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers... ... So, I did. She's 21 and her name is Megan. PS: Even though the joke is in first person, nobody told me to get a penis enlarger."
"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."
"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"
"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."
"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."