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Joke of the Day
"I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman."
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"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."
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"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"
"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."
"so I painted my computer black the other day... I thought it would run faster. Turns out it stopped working."
"*passenger next to me starts putting on headphones* Are you mad at me?"
"Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ... ... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey."
"From all the butts, ours is the most important."