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Joke of the Day

"Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one"

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."

"My drinking team has a bowling problem."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"

"I don't always drink.... What were we talking about again?"

"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."

"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"

"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."

"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"

"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"