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Joke of the Day

"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"

"In light of all the recent blond jokes... Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."

"Interview Boss: Greatest weakness Me: Sometimes I answer questions with 90s rap lyrics B: Is that here on your resume M: Whoomp, there it is"

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."

"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park"

"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."

"What do you call a tall buffalo? Buffahigh"