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Joke of the Day

"My dog LOVES dark chocolate... He doesn't care about antioxidants, it's all about great taste for him"

"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"

"I'm on a new diet of just Viagra and prune juice... I never know if I'm comin' or goin'."

"My wife asked me how I was going to feel when our son started dating... Apparently jealous was not the right answer."

"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."

"Really sucks for those addicted to Apple products... ...now there is no *escape*"

"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."

"There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache"

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"