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Joke of the Day

"dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?"

"The text says it all It all"

"Child actors cry so realistically because their parents have given them a bottomless well of sadness to draw from. And... ACTION!"

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"

"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. I thought it was pretty pointless"

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."