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Joke of the Day

"Child actors cry so realistically because their parents have given them a bottomless well of sadness to draw from. And... ACTION!"

"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"I'd tell a joke about Jonestown, But the punch line is too long..."

"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Buh-dum-sch."

"Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek with Oscar Pistorius."

"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."

"how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell"

"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."