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Joke of the Day
"No my carpet doesn't match my drapes cause I don't have carpet , Duh...."
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"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"
"Thanks, Obama! The one time the Republicans are actually happy it is Obama's fault that Trump is President."
"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"
"Why are Reddit jokes so overused? I don't know, ask Dave."
"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"
"LPT: If a sexy hot girl adds you on Facebook... REJECT HIM!!!"
"Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus."
"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."
"I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone."