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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"me: siri, clear my evening appointments, i've got a date tonight. siri: ""lol yeah ok. beep boop beep. gotcha."""

"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"

"It's not my farting that bothers my wife, it's me yelling ""Release the Kraken!!"" right before I do it."

"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."

"My friends all say I'm extremely condescending... ...that means I talk down to people."

"Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God."