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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, its pointless."
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"Some people wonder why Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't run for President... It's only because he's Austrian. And we all know what happened last time an Austrian came to power..."
"I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see."
"I love how insurance companies offer ""accident forgiveness"" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence."
"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""
"Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975? 'Cause Charlie don't serf."
"Whenever I get a ""Final Notice"" letter from a bill collector, I assume this concludes our business transaction."
"""I sound nothing like that when I cry."" -doves"
"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""
"what did the breakfast burrito say after an all-nighter? ""I'm egg-sausaged"""