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Joke of the Day
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
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"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."
"Why are lesbians such poor cooks? Because they love to eat out."
"A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally."
"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."
"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"
"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."
"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"
"lifeguard: can you describe the thing that touched you? me: yea...it was like a wet wind chime made out of wieners lifeguard: a squid?"