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Joke of the Day
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
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"OH AND JUST FYI.... THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE LOUIS VUITTON"
"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"
"[3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong? 5yo: I'm lonely... Me: Then, don't ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy."
"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"In space they just call it ""Jam"""
"So last year I dressed up as a bop it for Halloween... I should've known I'd end up in jail"
"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."
"I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so..."