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Joke of the Day

"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."

"I'd offer to help with your website... ...but it's not really my domain."

"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."

"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."

"Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant? It took too long to pull out."

"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."

"Q: What did the nurse say to John Cena? A: ICU."

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."

"[camping] ""Dad I'm afraid a raccoon is gonna come in my tent and eat me"" -don't be silly. It'll probably be a bear. Sleep tight."

"when the character's name is the same as the actor's name I assume it's because the actor was too stupid to respond to his character's name"