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Joke of the Day

"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

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"Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure."
"I'm not saying pregnant woman aren't attractive I'm just saying, It'd feel weird giving some random unborn child dimples."
"Two gay guys are sleeping... Facing each other.. One of them says to the other, ""Are you angry with me?"""
"I like my women like I like my reality shows... ...Naked and Afraid"
"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"
"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"
"How do you keep black people out of your business? Put up a ""Now Hiring"" sign."
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."